Ask me anything
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
I’ve struck gold.
i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS”
is that a watermelon on the floor
no its her sister omg dont be so rude
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
Omfg I Can’t Cope.